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Josh Billings Quotes
No.Quotation Subject
1   Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to a thing till it gets there. Ability
2   When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. Advice
3   Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Advice
4   The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. Anxiety
5   Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Bigotry
6   There is two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins. Birth
7   Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. Borrow
8   There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Brevity
9   Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. Common Sense
10   The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. Enemy
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