Johnny Carson Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	People will pay more to be entertained than educated.	Entertainment
2	The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.	Money
3	If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.	Variety
4	My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.	Success
5	If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.	Fairness
6	New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.	New York City
7	Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.	Marriage
8	For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.	Telephone
9	If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.	Television
10	I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.	Marriage

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