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| Joey Adams Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. | Exercise |
| 2 | A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. | Psychiatrist |
| 3 | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. | Marriage |
| 4 | If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. | Exercise |
| 5 | A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. | Psychiatrist |
| 6 | People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. | Work |
| 7 | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. | Marriage |
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