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George Burns Quotes
No.Quotation Subject
1   When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. Aging
2   A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. Public Speaking
3   Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Acting
4   The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Acting
5   You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. Honesty
6   Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. Aging
7   At my age flowers scare me. Aging
8   Be quick to learn and wise to know. Learning
9   Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. Hobbies
10   By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Intelligence
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