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| George Burns Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. | Aging |
| 2 | A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. | Public Speaking |
| 3 | Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. | Acting |
| 4 | The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. | Acting |
| 5 | You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. | Honesty |
| 6 | Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. | Aging |
| 7 | At my age flowers scare me. | Aging |
| 8 | Be quick to learn and wise to know. | Learning |
| 9 | Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. | Hobbies |
| 10 | By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. | Intelligence |
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