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| College Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | To get into college nowadays, it's necessary for a student to have good grades, and for his father to have good credit. | Author Unknown | |
| 2 | College is a fountain of knowledge where some students come to drink, some to sip, but most come just to gargle. | Author Unknown | |
| 3 | A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. | Ciardi | John |
| 4 | College is wonderful because it takes the children away from home just as they reach the arguing stage. | Rogers | Wil |
| 5 | Men may be born free; they cannot be born wise, and it is the duty of the university to make the free wise. | Stevenson | Adlai |
| 6 | The use of a university is to make young men as unlike their fathers as possible. | Wilson | Woodrow |
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