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| Clothing Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Clothes don't tell the character of the man, but they just as well talk for him as against him. | Author Unknown | |
| 2 | Three-tenths of good looks are due to nature; seven-tenths to dress. | Confucius | |
| 3 | But what madness must it be to run in debt for these superfluities! ((clothing for appearance)) | Franklin | Benjamin |
| 4 | Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. | Thoreau | Henry David |
| 5 | Clothes make the man. | German Proverb | |
| 6 | Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. | Twain | Mark |
| 7 | One can never have enough socks. -Albus Dumbledore | Harry Potter | |
| 8 | Do not conceive that fine clothes make fine men, any more than fine feathers make fine birds. A plain, genteel dress is more admired, obtains more credit in the eyes of the judicious and sensible. | Washington | George |
| 9 | Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too. | Burns | George |
| 10 | Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. | Hill | Benny |
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