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1   Clothes don't tell the character of the man, but they just as well talk for him as against him. Author Unknown
2   Three-tenths of good looks are due to nature; seven-tenths to dress. Confucius
3   But what madness must it be to run in debt for these superfluities! ((clothing for appearance)) Franklin Benjamin
4   Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Thoreau Henry David
5   Clothes make the man. German Proverb
6   Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Twain Mark
7   One can never have enough socks. -Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter
8   Do not conceive that fine clothes make fine men, any more than fine feathers make fine birds. A plain, genteel dress is more admired, obtains more credit in the eyes of the judicious and sensible. Washington George
9   Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too. Burns George
10   Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Hill Benny
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