Christmas Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Bah,' said Scrooge. "Humbug!"	Dickens	Charles
2	I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.	Dickens	Charles
3	Christmas comes, but once a year is enough.	American Proverb
4	Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open-heartedness; the old year was preparing, like an ancient philosopher, to call his friends around him, and amidst the sound of feasting	Dickens	Charles
5	There is probably a smell of roasted chestnuts and other good comfortable things all the time, for we are telling Winter Stories - Ghost Stories, or more shame for us - round the Christmas fire; and we have never stirred, except to draw a little nearer to	Dickens	Charles
6	External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty.	Dickens	Charles
7	Bah! said Scrooge. Humbug!	Dickens	Charles
8	It is required of every man, the ghost returned, that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and, if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death.	Dickens	Charles
9	It matters little, she said, softly. To you, very little. Another idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve.	Dickens	Charles
10	I am the Ghost of Christmas Present, said the Spirit. Look upon me!	Dickens	Charles

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