Children Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.	Author Unknown
2	Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.	Baldwin	James
3	If we had paid no more attention to our plants, than we have to our children, we should now be living in a jungle of weeds.	Burbank	Luther
4	The danger in indiscriminate reading on the part of young people lies in this: Their impressions are vivid, and if what they read.. is based upon on unsound premises and .. entirely wrong.. they are apt to accept it as being true.	Cannon	George
5	To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.	Cicero	Marcus
6	Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.	Cox	Marcelene
7	Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked by children.	Dana	Richard Henry
8	A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.	Emerson	Ralph Waldo
9	Children are poor men's riches.	English Proverb
10	Let the child's first lesson be obedience, and the second will be what thou wilt.	Franklin	Benjamin

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