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No.Quotation Subject
1   Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Computer
2   When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possilbe, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Impossible
3   Any teacher that can be replaced by a machine should be! Teaching
4   I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. Laws
5   It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Miscellaneous
6   The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion. Morality
7   CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. War
8   Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. Politicians
9   The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Honesty
10   Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: (1) It's completely impossible. (2) It's possible, but it's not worth doing. (3) I said it was a good idea all along. Ideas
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