Alcohol Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Drunkenness is the ruin of reason. It is premature old age. It is temporary death.	Basil	St
2	O thou invisible spirit of wine! if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil!	Shakespeare	William
3	If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.	Chinese Proverb
4	Ale in, wit out.	English Proverb
5	. . . Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.	Dickens	Charles
6	He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly	Dickens	Charles
7	I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.	Anonymous
8	If your glass is half empty, fill it.	Anonymous
9	Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.	Barry	Dave
10	I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.	Burns	George

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