1 	Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from
top to bottom.

2 	You step out of your room and realize that your
parents have moved and you don't have a clue when
it happened.

3 	All of your friends have an @ in their names.

4 	You've already visited all the links at Yahoo
and you're halfway through Excite.

5 	You check your mail. It says "no new
messages." So you check it again.

6 	Your phone bill is delivered in a box.

7 	You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and
stop and check your e-mail on the way back to
bed.

8 	The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

9 	You forget what year it is.

10 	


You begin to wonder how on earth your service
provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month
"unlimited."