A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she
is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The
doctor asks her if she has any questions. She
replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the
pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from
woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and
besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she
asks.

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a
little..."

"Like this?"

"A little more..."

"Like this?"

"No. A little more..."

"Like this?"

"Yes. Does that hurt?"

"A little bit."

"Now stretch it over your head!"