A police officer attempts to stop a car for
speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed
until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually
realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been
a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you
can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll
let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and
then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a
week ago. I thought you might be that officer
trying to give her back!"