A vampire bat came flapping in from the night
covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the
roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood
and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep
but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave
with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river
and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats
excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he
asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a
frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell
didn't!"