On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to
see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the
stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot
squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for
the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this
omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains
its glass and bawls "And get me another coke
dogface!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with
another coke but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to
such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go
and get it now you old goat!"

The next moment both he and the parrot have been
wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit
by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and
says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got
guts!"