There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.
One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops
out. The genie says he will grant them one wish
each (you get the picture)...

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this
island, I wish for a rowboat." With a flash, a
rowboat appears and she rushes out into the
ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this
island, I need jetski"

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out
into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette,
who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says," Just
give me a million dollars, I'll take the
bridge."