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Top 10 Things You Don\'t Want to Hear in Surgery
 
1 	Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 	Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 	Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 	Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 	Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 	Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 	"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 	Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 	"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
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