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Top 10 Things You Don\'t Want to Hear in Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens! 5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie 6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em 10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"



