One morning a mother was trying to wake up her
son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."
"I don't want to go to school," the son
replied. His mother said, "Give me two reasons
why you don't want to go to school." "Okay.
One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
teachers hate me." "Not good enough," the
mother replied. "Fine," the son said. "Then you
give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to
school." "One, you're 50 years old. Two,
you're the principal of the school."