A convicted felon was given ten years without
parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in
jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the
lead item on the six o'clock news.

Because he had to be careful, he worked his way
home taking little travelled routes, running
across deserted fields and taking every precaution
he could think of. Eventually he arrived at his
house and he rang the bell.

His wife opened the door and bellowed at him,
"You good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya
been? You escaped over six hours ago."