A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone
for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman
wearing a wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the
island. She comes up to the chap and she says,
"How long has it been since you had a
cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over,
unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve
and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes
one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man,
oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you
had a whisky?

He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over,
unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls
out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him.
He takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is
fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that
runs down the front of her wet suit and she says
to him, "And how long has it been since you had
some real fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me
you've got golf clubs in there!"