One day a State Trooper was pulling off an
expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the
street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone
at a chicken place getting into his car. The
driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his
car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on
top of his car. So the trooper decides to pull him
over and perform a community service by giving the
driver his chicken. So he pulled him over, walked
up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof and
offered it to the driver. The driver looks at the
trooper and says, "No thanks, I just bought
some."