Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
2 	Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!
3 	Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!
4 	Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!
5 	Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!
6 	Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!
7 	Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
8 	Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
9 	Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!
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Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!