Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they
lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his
faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and
tell me what you see"

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of
stars"

"What does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a
beautiful clear day tomorrow. What does it tell
YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot, some jerk has stolen our
tent"