This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster,
and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to
the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which
he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've this great
rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken
you got, no problem."

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but,
farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys
Randy and takes the rooster home.

He then sets him down in the barnyard and gives
the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to
pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens
to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.

"So, take your time and have some fun," the
farmer ended with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points
toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a
shot.

WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three
or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the
duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Randy after the flock of
geese down by the lake. Once again, WHAM! He gets
all the geese.

By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing
quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught --
worried that his expensive rooster won't even
last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up
the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob --
stone cold in the middle of the yard and buzzards
are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a
colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and
says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I
tried to get you to slow down, now look what
you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards
circling in the sky and says, "SHHHH, they're
getting closer..."