During a Papal audience, a business man approached
the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line
of the Lord\'s prayer from \"give us this day our
daily bread\" to \"give us this day our daily
chicken.\" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars
to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.

2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again.
This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again
the Pope declined.

A month later the man offers 100 million, this
time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the
Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the
good news/bad news format.

The good news is... that we have 100 million
dollars for charities.

The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread
account!