A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other.
Neither one remembers what kind of animal they
are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake
says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a
little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big
back feet..."

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit!
Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.

He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy
all over, and there's a little forked
tongue..."

The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."