Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: e-clipse it!
2 	Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
3 	Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
4 	Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
5 	Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
6 	Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo?"
7 	Q: What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest!"
8 	Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
9 	Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.
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Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.