After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and
said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the
process of populating the earth so I want you to
kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?"
So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who
took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby
bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said,
"Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you
might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress
Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the
Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam
went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling,
and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the
kiss."

And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And
now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"'
So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam
went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time
he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"