There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect
couple was driving along a winding road when they
noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was
the survivor?

The perfect woman.

She's the only one that really existed in the
first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
is no such thing as a perfect man.

* A Male's Response *

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the perfect woman must have been driving. This
explains why there was a car accident.