Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were
called in by God. God informed them that he was
very unhappy about what was going on in this
world. Since things were so bad, he told the three
that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and
businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues
what was happening. God did tell them though, that
no matter what they did he was "not"changing his
mind. So, . .

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have
good news and bad news for you. First the good
news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is
that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I
have bad news and more bad news. The first was . .
. there "is" a God. The second was that he is
destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have
good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I
am one of the three most important people in the
world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the
bugs in Windows 98.