A mother and her daughter were at the
gynecologist's office. The mother asked the
doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been
having some strange symptoms and I'm worried
about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and
then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter
is pregnant."

The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my
little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with
men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do
you, dear?"

"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that
I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor
looked from mother to daughter, and back again.
Then, silently he stood up and walked to the
window, staring out.

He continued staring until the mother felt
compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something
wrong out there?"

"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that
the last time anything like this happened, a star
appeared in the East and I was looking to see if
another one was going to show up."