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1 	"Are you married? "
    "No, I'm divorced."
    "And what did your husband do before you divorced
    him?"
    "A lot of things I didn't know about."
2 	"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning
		pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to
		your attorney?"
		"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
3 	"Now, you have investigated other murders,
		have you not, where there was a victim?"
4 	"Doctor did you say he was shot in the
		woods?"
		"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
5 	"Could you see him from where you were
		standing? "
		"I could see his head."
		"And where was his head?"
		"Just above his shoulders."
6 	"...any suggestions as to what prevented this
		from being a murder trial instead of an attempted
		murder trial?"
		"The victim lived."
7 	"What happened then?"
		"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you
		because you can identify me."
		"Did he kill you?"
		"No."
8 	"Can you describe the individual?"
		"He was about medium height and had a beard."
		"Was this a male, or a female?"
9 	"Are you sexually active?"
		"No, I just lie there."
10 	"Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
		"Yes, I have been since early childhood." 
 
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