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More dumb questions
1 "Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced
him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
2 "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to
your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
3 "Now, you have investigated other murders,
have you not, where there was a victim?"
4 "Doctor did you say he was shot in the
woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
5 "Could you see him from where you were
standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."
6 "...any suggestions as to what prevented this
from being a murder trial instead of an attempted
murder trial?"
"The victim lived."
7 "What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you
because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."
8 "Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"
9 "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
10 "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
"Yes, I have been since early childhood." 


