A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case
find themselves in court battling over custody of
little Johnny, their only child. In order to make
a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge
takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he
can find out which of the parents the boy would
prefer to live with.

"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like
to live with your Mother?"

"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the
time"

"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you
like to live your your Father?"

"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the
time too!"

The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy
"Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with Watford Football Club"
the boy replied quickly.

"Why on earth would you want to live with the
Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely
puzzled Judge.

"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat
anyone"