The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at
the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife
asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he
shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice
home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I
don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right
with you? Can I come home from work and just do my
own thing without you forcing food down my throat?
Huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and
throwing things around the apartment in a mad
rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon
and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that
time of the month."