Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm
going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't
know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those
lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what
you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry,
and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and
hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws
that chair out of the cage? What do you do
then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and
I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his
big teeth, and bites it in ? What you gonna do
then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I
shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will
you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on
the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his
eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom
of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at
me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and
he bites the whip in , and my gun don't work,
there's going to be some shit on the bottom of
that cage, you can bet on that."