An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've
got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and
having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then
said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who
was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But
one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he
accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his
gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the
woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in
front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed
it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do
you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in
front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.

"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.