Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro
one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a
dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and
asked, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro replied, "Loft."

The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball
into the woods. He asked the pro the same
question.

The pro again answered, "Loft."

The third teed off and sliced into a pond. He too
asked the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

Again, "Loft."

As they were walking down the fairway, the first
duffer finally spoke up to the pro.

"All three of us hit completely different tee
shots and yet when we asked you what we did wrong,
you gave the same exact answer every time. So what
does Loft mean?"

The pro shook his head and said, "Lack of
Friggin' Talent!"