A burglar broke into a home and was looking
around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is
watching you". Thinking it was just his
imagination, he continued his search.

Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He
turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a
cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and
the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the
parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would
name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who
would name their pit bull Jesus".