I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital
after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse
walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,
"Congratulations sir, you're the new father of
twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the
Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then
followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the
waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife
has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and
said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the
3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got
up and started to leave. When I asked him why he
was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a
breath of fresh air."

The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."I was
sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after
my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked
out and said to the man sitting next to me,
"Congratulations sir, you're the new father of
twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the
Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then
followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the
waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife
has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and
said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the
3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got
up and started to leave. When I asked him why he
was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a
breath of fresh air."

The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."