Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says
to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there
are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't
any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes
back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm
not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out
there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's
barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it,
so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back
he says, "I don't believe it where did you get
that dog? There really are only two ducks out
there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder
up the road. If you want, you can get one from
him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a
dog like the one his friend Chester has. The
breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home,
tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes
later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth
and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder
and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money
back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl
tells him that when he sent the dog out to look
for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth
and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to
tell you was that there are more ducks out there
than you can shake a stick at!"