A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver
said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever
seen." 

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into
the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear
of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that
she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public
servant and shouldn't say things to insult
passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go
back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let
me hold your monkey."