A man was walking in the street when he heard a
voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right
in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross
the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop!
Stand still! If you take one more step a car will
run over you and you will die." The man did as he
was instructed, just as a car came careening
around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are
you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell
were you when I got married?"