1 	Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
2 	Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
3 	Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
4 	Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.
5 	Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
6 	Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!
7 	Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!
8 	Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!
9 	Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!