One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up
supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware
store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then
stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of
chickens and a goose.

Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his
purchases home.

The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put
the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one
hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
goose in your other hand?"

Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a fair young lady with rather
large beautiful breasts. She told him she was
lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm
going to visit my brother at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. Let's take a
short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half
the time to get there".

The fair young lady said, "How do I know that
when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up
against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish
me?"

The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an
anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and
do that?"

The young lady said, "Easy silly! Set the goose
down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil
on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the friggen
chickens!"