It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode
the still snow choked trails looking for cattle
that survived the winter.

As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow
trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself
in the spring sunshine.

The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun
to shoot the snake.

"Hold on there, partner," said the snake,
"don't shoot- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and
if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three
wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he
was safely out of the snake's striking range.

He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face
like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like
Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like
sexual equipment like this here horse I'm
riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get
back to the bunk house you'll have all three
wishes."

The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at
full speed all the way to the bunk house. He
dismounted on the run and went straight inside to
the mirror.

Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of
Clark Gable.

He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed
bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down
his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "Oh
no! I was riding the mare!"