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"Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m." "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?" "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy." 2 "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" 3 "Did he kill you?" 4 "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" "All my autopsies are performed on dead people." 5 "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" 6 "How many times have you committed suicide?" 7 "How was your first marriage terminated?" "By death." "And by whose death was it terminated?" 8 "Can you describe the individual?" "He was about medium height and had a beard." "Was this a male, or a female?" 9 "Were you present when your picture was taken?" 10 "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"



