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	"Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
"The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
"And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
"No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
2 	"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
3 	"Did he kill you?"
4 	"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
5 	"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
6 	"How many times have you committed suicide?"
7 	"How was your first marriage terminated?"
"By death."
"And by whose death was it terminated?"
8 	"Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"
9 	"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
10 	"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" 
 
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