A guy walks into a post office one day to see a
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright
pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts
spraying scent all over them. His curiosity
getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine
cards signed, ‘Guess who?’"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I’m a divorce lawyer."