THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car\'s hood. Male: The
strap fastener on a woman\'s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one\'s self emotionally
to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one\'s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking
off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes \"look bigger.\"
Male: What you slap when someone\'s scored a
touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for
mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one\'s girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment,
self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75
channels every 2&1/2 min.