COLLEGE SPORTS QUIZ

A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and
asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre
Dame joke.

"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big
guys on your left? They were both linemen on the
Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on
your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre
Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's
all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in
3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely
positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke
here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't
want to have to explain it 5 times."