Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He
got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing
there said, "We've been waiting a long time for
you."

"What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45,
in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die
now?"

"45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the
angel.

"Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you
have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you
my birth certificate."

"Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and
disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel
returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82.
I checked all the hours you have billed your
clients, and you have to be 82..."